Pages, chai tea, and a drop of sentimentality

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via teaismyaddiction)

newthoodrich:

Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness

(via manda)

teenmum:

what staff really needs to do is delete those blogs who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s

(via crystallized-teardrops)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via minseokiesass)

fleshscars:

how do i uninstall anxiety

(Source: raspberrying, via minseokiesass)