julius-caesar-official:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended

margaery-tyrell:

— black widow / Чёрная вдова / chernaya vdova / natalia alianovna romanova / natasha romanoff

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

thirsty-pocket:

What facebook feels like on ur birthday.

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morgrana:

if merlin can wear the same outfit for 5 years I can wear the same outfit twice a week ok

What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.

x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]